Its about making memories worth repressing
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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