guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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