I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
they're like a gay fantastic four
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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