I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
wow bdsm is so cute
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
So. Much. Porn.
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