Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This girl is more easily done than said...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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