your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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