i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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