found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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