ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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