covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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