I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.