i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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