yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
This house was built for laser tag.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.