But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
