Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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