do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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