I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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