So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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