I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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