she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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