My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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