she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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