Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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