question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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