Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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