Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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