he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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