Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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