how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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