Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
