I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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