Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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