it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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