just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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