that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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