I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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