Porn is love you can see.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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