: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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