In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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