Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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