shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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