At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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