Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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