i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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