so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize