is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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