It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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