We won't sleep together?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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