If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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