May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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