so that wasnt chicken after all
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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