I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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