Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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