question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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