im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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