I wish I could teleport
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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