Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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