i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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