Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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