Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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